Happy Earth Day

Once upon a time, in a little malaria-germ classroom:

Malaria-germ Teacher: So class, today we are going to learn about intelligent design. The planet that we live in, called “human” is beautifully designed…
Malaria-germ student: But teacher, isn’t the planet human also a parasite since it eats up its universe without giving anything back? So who exactly was the designer of this exquisitely lethal piece of engineering, and what were they thinking?
Malaria-germ Teacher: Get out of class now you atheist!

*ps. happy earth day! hahaha! *

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Hebrew 12:1-3 (1)Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles, and let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us. (2)Let us fix our eyes on Jesus, the author and perfecter of our faith, who for the joy set before him endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God. (3)Consider him who endured such opposition from sinful men, so that you will not grow weary and lose heart.
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